Mike Armstrong
Raised by loving parents in the conservative mid-west in a small town near Louisville, Kentucky, Mike Armstrong enjoyed a fairly normal childhood. So, what went wrong?
He’s an ex-cop – the kind of cop that most people hope for when they get pulled over. “I’d stop cars and warn the speeding drivers about the speed traps up ahead.”
“I think that when I quit the police department three other cops lost their jobs. They simply didn’t need that many internal affairs officers anymore!” “I’ve been married so long, I don’t even look both ways when I cross the street.”
Mike and his wife have a small herd of children (five). The kids are clones of their father. They’ll say and do just about anything to get attention.
When a teacher asked son Christopher “…is that a lucky rabbits foot?” He responded, “…it was the only thing left in the trap… pretty lucky huh?” When the teacher called Dad to complain about the youngster’s behavior, Mike offered his true feelings… “Shut up! I’m not married to you!” more >>>
Jared Stern*
Strangers laugh at him. Whether it’s a crowd of 40, 400, or 4000, Jared is making audiences laugh up and down the east coast and beyond. His mild-mannered style and sardonic observations are the cornerstones of his act. One audience member commented that Jared has, “that inside out sense of humor with just enough intelligence to be dangerous–I love that.” Some call his comedy “cerebral”, others “intestinal”, and still others attribute it to an overactive thyroid. Interesting note: an anagram for his name is Darn Jester … coincidence? Probably.
Jared has worked with national headliners Jeff Ross, Louis CK, Richard Lewis, Bobby Slayton, Judah Friedlander, Gary Valentine, Todd Barry, Tony Woods, Mike Birbiglia, and Brett Leake.